09/08/2003 9:19 PM -0700
SOAP Notes for Monday:
Subjective: Today was just not my day. Not that anything particularly bad happened... not that anything really happened at all. It just was not a very exceptional day. You have to understand that my normal motto is "Every day's a holiday! Especially when you're native!" Normally, I am very upbeat.... and anyone who knows me knows that I live for the upbeat....... so to have a gray and dreary day is not the norm in my world of existence.
Objective: So one of my friends notices that I am not my usual self, which was cause for alarm, and asked the question "what's wrong?" Of course, I couldn't point to any one thing as being the cause of this unusual state of being, so I just blame it on Monday.
Analysis: Monday, of course, everyone knows about Mondays. Usually this one word explains it all, but it wasn't working today. Rather than accepting the fact that Mondays happen, we ended up trying to figure out exactly what CAUSES Mondays.... What is the underlying cause for the symptoms usually attributed to Mondays? Wow. Big surprise. We determined that it is actually Sundays that cause Mondays..... Ok.... so what do we do about Sundays? After discussing this, we decided that in order for Mondays to discontinue, we are going to have to cancel Sundays. It is the only way to be relieved of the symptoms of Mondays. The next step is to put out a memo that will declare all future Sundays cancelled effective immediately until further notice...... this should take care of all future outbreaks of Mondays.....
Prognosis: Good if we can get the whole world to go along with this.
Subjective: Today was just not my day. Not that anything particularly bad happened... not that anything really happened at all. It just was not a very exceptional day. You have to understand that my normal motto is "Every day's a holiday! Especially when you're native!" Normally, I am very upbeat.... and anyone who knows me knows that I live for the upbeat....... so to have a gray and dreary day is not the norm in my world of existence.
Objective: So one of my friends notices that I am not my usual self, which was cause for alarm, and asked the question "what's wrong?" Of course, I couldn't point to any one thing as being the cause of this unusual state of being, so I just blame it on Monday.
Analysis: Monday, of course, everyone knows about Mondays. Usually this one word explains it all, but it wasn't working today. Rather than accepting the fact that Mondays happen, we ended up trying to figure out exactly what CAUSES Mondays.... What is the underlying cause for the symptoms usually attributed to Mondays? Wow. Big surprise. We determined that it is actually Sundays that cause Mondays..... Ok.... so what do we do about Sundays? After discussing this, we decided that in order for Mondays to discontinue, we are going to have to cancel Sundays. It is the only way to be relieved of the symptoms of Mondays. The next step is to put out a memo that will declare all future Sundays cancelled effective immediately until further notice...... this should take care of all future outbreaks of Mondays.....
Prognosis: Good if we can get the whole world to go along with this.
posted by Rezilla | 9:19 PM
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